Vance Joy | Mess Is Mine
Do you like walking in the rain?
When you think of love, do you think of pain?
You can tell me what you see
I will choose what I believe
The ultimate dad joke compilation
My dad, a construction worker who resembles a lumberjack, is a terrible texter and basically just recieves pictures from friends and family but nevet replies or anything.
One day, when he was getting interviewed at a big power plant to do a long-term job, he spent a LOT of time waiting. I’m talking 3-5 hours of just sitting there waiting. I get a text message from him sometime around noon or so that reads:
"I text you love dad"
He later said that it took him over an hour to type it. He was so fucking proud of himself for that message though
simple tips to gain my friendship
- have a dog
- show me pictures of your dog
- invite me over to pet your dog
- be a dog
Farmer plays Royals on trombone, cows gather
tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb